Single White Ex Child Star Seeks Drunk Girl

Danny BonaduceAmerica's favorite redheaded train wreck -- no, not Carrot Top, but Danny Bonaduce -- is looking for a new assistant to keep him in line! Apparently, his last girl Friday, a 25-year-old teacher who Danny happened to be dating, had a "family emergency" and had to leave her, ahem, prominent position with the former Partridge.

Danny is looking for a female helper. "She does not have to be attractive, beautiful or sexually stimulating in any way. She does, however, have to be capable of playing a drunken woman." Danny's new sidekick will be part of his stage act -- walking on stage and giving him a hard time. And get this -- Gretchen, Danny's ex wife, is willing to teach the new girl how to play the role!

So if you're a female, ugly or pretty, young or old, and have experience as a drunk -- your dream job is waiting!

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46. THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS DUDE. REMEMBER BACK IN THE 1990'S WHEN HE WAS BUSTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH A HOMOSEXUAL PROSTITUTE IN A DRESS? ANY WOMAN WHO GETS INVOLVED WITH HIM WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE. HE SHOULD GET HIMSELF A TRANNY NEXT TIME!!

Posted at 6:39AM on Aug 29th 2007 by CRAIG

47. Remind me again why we care about this person? I see him, I gag. Not very much entertainment in that reflex. Maybe he was better drunk, because he isn't good sober.

Posted at 7:47PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Danielle

48. 500 partners?

STD's anyone?

Posted at 7:51PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Observer

49. WELL, IT IS HARD FOR POSITIVE DONA TO BE POSITIVE ABOUT THIS PHOTO AND STORY. WHY WOULD A GAL PRETEND TO BE DRUNK, WHEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO HAVE IMPAIRED JUDGEMENT TO GO ON STAGE WITH THE DANSTER? AM THANKING MY LUCKY STARS I ONLY HAVE TO DEFEND ALEC AND STEPHEN BALDWIN. THE FIRST VLOG DEFENDING ALEC BALDWIN BY ME CAN BE FOUND BY TYPING IN,"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY , ALEC BALDWIN, RESPECTFULLY' ON YAHOO. PLEASE EMAIL MY ALEC VIDEO TO OTHERS. STEVIE B. HAS BEEN GOOD THIS WEEK!

Posted at 9:56PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Positive Dona

50. #51...wtf is your issue? Did you even read what he said? If you are this hateful to someone you don't know, will never know...you must have a very miserable life.
And...apparently you can't recognize talent when you see it, it's a good thing others can.

Posted at 10:09PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Krystilin

51. You must be right. He had to have sex with 500 PEOPLE to see if anyone would notice. since they all did...he kept on going and going and going...YUK, YUK, YUK AND GAG!!!!!!

Posted at 10:09PM on Aug 28th 2007 by TO #46

52. IF THAT PICTURE OF BONADUCE WILL NOT MAKE YOU HURL REPEATEDLY...NOTHING WILL. GROSS OR WHAT??

Posted at 10:13PM on Aug 28th 2007 by TO #46

53. LISTEN SUCK UP 2 BONADUCE #52 (whatever turns your crank..you could be his number 501) Danny Bonaduce hardly needs your pathetic, sycophant sucking up defending. If u think what I said is mean than suck it up (your good at that apparently) because Bonaduce is mean, disgusting and nasty and I am delighted to tell him how I feel about his terminal immaturity, meglomania and nauseating conceit when he is a no talent loser! He makes big $ being in the limelight (for what I'm sure I don't know) he is a self appointed expert on EVERYTHING and sits in judgment of EVERYONE! Hey #52, u haven't noticed the other comments, or WHAT? As they used to say: you brought him, you f--k him! So I say to you: You love him..you f--k him!! 'Cause obviously no one here can stand him. Go cry tears for someone who is worthy. I'm guessing Bonaduce would be most RATIONAL people's LAST CHOICE.....

Posted at 10:27PM on Aug 28th 2007 by #52 YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH SLEAZOID BONADUCE!!

54. To number 52: Danny Bonaduce has talent? wtf are you talking about?? If you are talking about his talent for making people gag so they turn off the tv or radio channel, you are right. He has NO talent! He's just another fluke, joke in show business. Wow, are you ever creepy if you think that clown has talent!

Posted at 10:36PM on Aug 28th 2007 by are u kidding, number 52?

55. HIS CLAIM TO FAME IS TELLING HIS SAME BORING DRINKING, DRUGGEN, MAINLININ STORIES OVER AN OVER AN OVER AN OVER AN OVER.... NUFF..

Posted at 11:05PM on Aug 28th 2007 by ohplease

56. You are so right #57. Bonaduce actually 'gets off' on thinking he's regaling everyone with his dumbass drug stories! Pretty sad that's his claim to fame. PSYCHO!

Posted at 1:32AM on Aug 29th 2007 by right on 57!

57. Oh stop all of you,,you would all drop everything to play opposite Danny anyplace any time,,yer just trying ito be smart a^^es,, IM OVER HERE DANNY!!!! im old and LARGE but drunk i can do ,,
You people are sooooo fake!!
YOUUUUUU HOOOOO DANNY!!! im even an old Partridge fan!! MUAH!!

Posted at 9:29AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Egyptsy

58. Bingo! I think you may have 'something' there Egyptsy! Hey Danny, over here! We found yet another drunk for you to conquer.
AND she's even an old Partridge Family fan. Isn't that great? Now you can entertain her about how great a one role child star you were and how everyone watched the show for you and not David Cassidy.
No wonder Shirley Jones can't stand you.

Posted at 11:39AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Hey Egyptsy!

59. DANNY GO AWAY!!!

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 29th 2007 by guguguu

60. It is just unbelievable how after all these decades we are expected to put up with Danny Bonaduce. He is absolutely disgusting in every way. He will do anything, however perverse, rude, and insane it might be to be noticed. It is so true. Bonaduce was the most annoying child on tv ever and he really thinks he's a star because of a suporting role decades ago. hey Danny, I read your comment here and your sick, really sick, man. Look in the mirror and see what you become! Haven't we had to suffer your infantile antics long enough? Go away, grab a brain and get some serious long term help. btw, stay away from the bottle and women or men! I think you are the biggest joke. Wake up, man!

Posted at 6:13AM on Aug 30th 2007 by wtf?

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