Single White Ex Child Star Seeks Drunk Girl

Posted Aug 28th 2007 12:16PM by TMZ Staff

Danny BonaduceAmerica's favorite redheaded train wreck -- no, not Carrot Top, but Danny Bonaduce -- is looking for a new assistant to keep him in line! Apparently, his last girl Friday, a 25-year-old teacher who Danny happened to be dating, had a "family emergency" and had to leave her, ahem, prominent position with the former Partridge.

Danny is looking for a female helper. "She does not have to be attractive, beautiful or sexually stimulating in any way. She does, however, have to be capable of playing a drunken woman." Danny's new sidekick will be part of his stage act -- walking on stage and giving him a hard time. And get this -- Gretchen, Danny's ex wife, is willing to teach the new girl how to play the role!

So if you're a female, ugly or pretty, young or old, and have experience as a drunk -- your dream job is waiting!

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1. this guy scares me....

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Liserx

2. I'd rather work work for Posh and Beck or better yet a waste water site. So guess I'll pass on the job. He's so icky!

Posted at 1:15PM on Aug 28th 2007 by LansingAnn

3. Ewww, He is so gross looking! GAG!

Posted at 1:15PM on Aug 28th 2007 by nofanhere

4. Hes such a loser. He will never be "CLEAN n SOBER" he lies about his soberity>>>> wait and see. Hes a "CLOSET DRUNK"

Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Jack Schitt

5. This guy is a complete pig with no talent. Get over yourself, your 15 mintues of fame ran out about 30 years ago.

Posted at 1:20PM on Aug 28th 2007 by V

6. Yeesh this guy needs some serious therapy. Talk about a has been, this is not the best way to make a comeback.

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 28th 2007 by memyselfandI

7. Why (sic)? That's a perfectly good English sentence. "Any way" is correct; "anyway" would be incorrect.

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Steve

8. Danny is and always has been gross. If he is on TV I change the channel. He is a has been and needs to go away, the only thing he is famous for now is being a drugged/druken loser that acts like a 5 year old girl.

Posted at 1:23PM on Aug 28th 2007 by buh bye

9. I adore Danny! He is so honest and open and knows exactly his place in the Hollywood Universe! He even admitted going out to meet fans when he feels his ego needs it! He never turns down an autograph! I listen to him every day on Adam's radio show. He is so truthful it is amazing.

One question-Danny said he stopped counting his sex partners in Rehab at over 500. Why doesn't Adam have a weekly feature called: "I had sex with Danny." It could go on for years! I want details...

Posted at 1:26PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Victoria

10. There is not enough alcohol in the world to get me drunk enough to willingly walk across the same stage at the same time as this scary, scary little man........

Posted at 1:27PM on Aug 28th 2007 by just my opinion

11. How about Amy Winehouse !!!!!!!

Posted at 1:38PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Kdawg

12. What a talentless lowlife

Posted at 1:41PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Skins

13. Gretchen you were wise to dump Danny. He's a nut job. He should be locked up in a state hospital.

Posted at 1:43PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Hoorah for Gretchen

14. #9

And let me guess.... He goes out to see his fans and his ego gets a check because the only fan standing there is you right?

Posted at 1:44PM on Aug 28th 2007 by That's a good ego check

15. If you cannot detect that this guy is nothing but an absolute joke..He is a con artist.. and if you cannot detect that with his big mouth know it all blow hard advice when appearing on TV, then I don't know what to tell you

Posted at 1:52PM on Aug 28th 2007 by bunny

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